Founded in 2026, The Strange Pork Times is the world’s leading authority on news that is technically printed but fundamentally untrue. We report on groundbreaking stories so groundbreaking one questions the ground and the breaking.

Editorial Disclaimer

The Strange Pork Times is a satirical publication. All stories, quotations, and "witness reports" found on this site are works of fiction.

The Mission

Our mission is to explore the intersection of absurdity and journalism. While traditional news focuses on "facts" and "reality," we focus on the stories that border on the concept of truth.

Technical Architecture

This site was built by a Computer Science student at New York University. It uses Next.js for high-performance rendering, Sanity CMS for content management, and Tailwind CSS for styling. The "Reading Time" algorithm ensures you know exactly how many minutes of your life you're wasting.